I'm probably the only one but I like Piper.

OMG THAT'S FLULA! He's god damn hilarious! You gotta see his video on the phrase "party pooper"... I die laughing every time.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I once had a guy carry on a whole hitting on me thing AND give me his phone number on a scrap of paper while never taking off my headphones. I literally did not hear a single word he said. And he STILL THOUGHT HEY MAYBE SHE IS INTO IT.

This makes me want to cry! And want a dog.

GOOD DOG!!

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

Yeah, but how are her baby-making pipes? Are they all filled with premium cobwebs, or filled with putrid fertility?

And a partridge. In a pear tree.

You know that EVERY SINGLE ONE of these dragons has at least two kids, a stay at home wife, and a mistress.

Riiight, because this attitude among older businessmen is soo wildly implausible that it must be made up. Evil, feminists.... always conspiring!

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

(From left to right)

Hey bud. Would love to see you take on health care in the restaurant industry like you just took on tipping. Much love to you my brother.

"...but this is the US where illness is a bad choice made by the patient."

This makes me so angry for people working in these situations. I realize there is pressure from higher ups on managers a lot of the time, but where is the compassion? Also, how 'bout, if you force this sick employee to come in, you'll probably get other employees sick and the cycle just keeps repeating. I FEEL LIKE…

The main reason I did this for this week is that I feel like everyone needs to see this shit. People need to know these aren't isolated incidents.

This actually made me cry.