I didn't even recognize her because frankly I was so distracted by how rude she was being. My coworker had when he rung her up and saw her name on the card, but he didn't say anything because she was equally pleasant to him as well.

I used to work the gift packaging counter at Bed Bath and Beyond. I had a woman come in one day and right from the start she was extremely rude to me. She kept complaining that we don't have wrapping paper (we only use boxes and bags with tissue and ribbon because they are more durable and frankly look nicer). I told…

I love you too.

"ARE WE IN THE MATRIX?"

God I miss the Chapelle show.

Reading those descriptions, while amusing, was so nauseating I don't think I will eat for the rest of the day. I have never actually been to a Taco Bell, because their dirt cheap prices are still too steep for me to pay for what is basically play-doh food, and this article convinced me I made a wise choice. If you…

Well we all know that once the media gives an actress a "tacky" nickname she just can't be taken seriously as an Actor anymore. Just ask JLaw.

I personally don't think the soft packs are very useful because my main concern isn't hiding my condoms, it is keeping them from being squished (and therefore more likely to tear). My sister has a "just in case" and she loves it.

Another reason I am having a super small wedding. If I had bridesmaids then that would be all my young female guests. I am having a MOH, because it is important to my sister, but otherwise I don't think it is necessary. If you are invited to my wedding, you should know you are very important to me.

I once had a woman corner me when I was working in retail to tell me that I needed God in my life. It was seriously so awkward that I faked getting a phone call (my cell phone was in my pocket). My manager saw this and was obviously like "WTF are you doing taking a call on the sales floor?". When I told her what was…

Thanks! I took a senior level seminar on The Wire in undergrad and I loved it. Good for you for breaking the mold.

Hello Professor,

OMG I just choked on my ice coffee. Best use of gif ever.

Damn that sounds like heaven.

I love Lupita's eye shadow in that picture. It is so wonderful.

I love Laverne Cox. She is so damn smart. I really admire the work she does for the trans community and in anti-incarceration activism (a favorite cause of mine). I often fantasize about what it would be like to be BFFs with her and Janet Mock. I feel like we would just get dressed up and go around town being fabulous…

What a horrible way to die. I can't imagine how this poor family must be feeling. My heart breaks for them.

Straight up stealing a kiss from the POTUS? Bold move. This woman is my hero.