This has not been a good day for main page.

Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

How cynical can you be that you dislike a yearly program featuring adorable puppies playing with toys that helps raise money for animal rescue?

There really aren't good options for how to deal with a population of this size other than extermination. If we capture them and transplant them, where would we put them? Just let them invade another foreign habitat? Reintroducing them back in Europe would not only be prohibitively expensive, but they would likely all…

My sister is a wildlife biologist with a specialty in invasive species. Unfortunately stuff like this has to be done to ensure the long term health of the habitat. If people don't like it then they should stop bring foreign species to the United States and releasing them.

That comment was brilliant. I am crushing on you so hard right now.

I wish the prosecution would just let this go. By dragging this case on and on they are doing nothing to help the Kerchers. They deserve some peace.

They also forgot about how Zoe's vagina was supposed to kill people.

I know it will be difficult but it is for a good cause ;)

You know what Rand Paul? I am gonna have some extra sex this week just for you. And every time I come I am going to shout how much I love living in a welfare state. Who's with me?

I have always felt bad for the children of political candidates/figures (I think it started with Chelsea Clinton back in the 90s). It must be so hard that everyone else has an opinion on your parents they feel they need to share, and a lot of the time the opinion is hateful or based on wrong information.

I know I am really supposed to ignore the MRA trolls, but I am feeling sassy and I can't resist.

See what happens when women in gaming try to talk about their experiences:

I knew it wasn't Jez, but the caption was still terrible. Also I find it hard to believe 7 full grown white women didn't know what "women of color" means.

Ugh.... God damn it white people....

I love you.