Yeah you know, Moab as in: Malls Of America Beware (MOAB)

And here I was thinking the military method of falling asleep anywhere was wake up before dawn, run until your CO pukes, and get back to your bunk 3 hours before dawn.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

When I go hiking or camping, I insist that anyone who accompanies me wears flip-flops, because if a bear or mountain lion attacks, I don’t need to be able to outrun the animal, I just need to be able to outrun the person wearing flip flops.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Am I the only one who noticed at the end the white Dodge pickup truck make a right-hand turn, from the left-hand turn lane, and almost get T-boned by the SUV flying through the intersection.........  

Sorry ghostrider the pattern is on fire.

Sorry Goose, but its time to buzz the cul de sac. 

Just wanted to drop by and say In n’ Out is overrated mediocrity. 

unclear......i dunno maybe that blown open steel tank maybe had something to do with it.

First Trump won’t allow same-sex marriage and now he wants to take their cars away?!

No wonder it crashed. The plane doesn’t have a damn roof. That’s gotta mess with your aero.

This is quite possibly the silliest, saddest, and best story of organized crime in fucking history. It would make one hell of a heist movie:

i wish i lived anywhere near where i could order something like this without getting punched in the face

someone fly me to portland

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

I know New Yorkonians like to find reasons to get their panties in a wad, but these are folks who never stepped foot in CBGB and probably couldn’t pick a Ramone out of a lineup.

You are dumb bud.

Same in Denver.  People keep them parked in the same spot forever, then have sidewalk gatherings every night.  I'm all for stealth camping, but this isn't getting ridiculous

the mustang knows that on the other side of that haybale barrier is the thing it craves the most.

Crowds of innocent bystanders.