I saw a T/log just this morning.  Im not one to brag but it was pretty impressive.  

the first time I had pappa john’s as a teenager in Texas, I thought Ihad discovered the best pizza ever. Then I discovered diarrhea that made me miss a Vanilla Ice concert.

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

He who lives by running by the lee, dies by running by the lee.

At least that mast wasn’t carbon!

Alanis King for emperor of Jalopnik. Great article. Even greater if you got the lead on this dude yourself.

Hope he has some Monkey Butt powder for the swamp ass he will have.

They’re full of spineless sycophants who may privately not agree with the orange fatass, but value their power and riches more than their personal “morals” if any. 

I completely read the headline backwards and though they were accusing Ford of stealing the items.

I’m worried that you won’t get enough stars for that comment, so here;

Those four rings on teh grille are just a reminder of the brass knuckles you felt like you’ve been hit with when you have that first mechanical failure as an owner.

The government cannot deny them application to a public space without infringing on their right to free speech.

Steps for using Twitter properly:

POWER STEERING?

FTFY

Rumor is GM has offered a Corvette loaner.

“I have receipts totalling over $8800 spent on this old girl.”

Forget Scooters what about cows sitting on cars and not buying a ride?

Dear Marek Reichman,