I laughed, I cried, I renounced my citizenship.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

C’mon, it was invented by mechanical engineering students at Alabama. We’re not talking Cal Tech here. I’m pretty sure “how to use your erector set” is a graduate level course. Nice of these teams to throw them a bone. I think NFL teams are using this kind of like how your dad used to use that ash tray you made on…

Boy, nothing gets past the Einsteins of Alabama, does it?

Why is the ‘Bama tent 7 feet tall and the size of a NYC hotel room, while the Packers’ looks like some kind of bodybag from the morgue?

“It says a lot about who runs the NFL that a god damn nylon cover attached to pvc pipe is some type of “new and advanced” player friendly sideline addition.”

Looks like some sturdy metal there to me. That thing is badass. If I could travel back in time, fuck killing Hitler, I’m gonna redo all my camping trips with that tent.

I am not sure what made me laugh harder, that a group of mechanical engineering students got college credit for designing a freakin’ tent, or that the same University that gave them said credit then paid them money to use it.

Alabama invents shelter, rest of the world in awe.

Fan in question:

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Eh. Not really. They pressed him to accept the results instead of continuing to tell his brownshirts to commit sedition if he lost. Now we’re just saying, feel free to accept the results, but we have a right to double check the math. Big difference between fomenting sedition and asking for a little verification.

The credit should go to the stadium music guy for playing the national anthem on all 4 downs so Kap takes a knee.

Congrats! What position did you play?

Its college sports, get a grip.

“I want you to go after them like they’re videographers or sexual assault victims.”

Fuck, Suh thinks this guy is too dirty.

How about he has to take his next biology exam himself?

Not at all surprising coming from a shitbag program like notre dame

So what should the sanctions be when fans storm the field or court? You can’t affect the actual outcome of the game just played but coaching suspensions or maybe just financial penalties? Loss of scholarships for repeat violations? This was nearly an example of what Sean Miller was warning against and it really is…