This is as good a time as any to link to the press conference where a hot tempered Lasorda called out a pair of Padres in an explicit rant after they accused Lasorda of ordering a hit on one of ‘em. I could listen to this rant a million times before it gets old.

And sodas are where a food business makes their money, too. Since the Trumps are business geniuses, this asshole would surely know that. So it’s doubly insulting because not only is he a rich person stealing something that represents nothing to him, but he’s stealing a product that a business relies on heavily to turn…

If I had a handful of Trumps and I told you at least three would steal lemonade.

If a black player was caught abusing Molly, he’d be suspended for 16 games, called a thug by Skip Bayless on semi-national TV and be put in the league’s substance abuse program.

Guilty.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

I still cut myself to Adam’s Song.

You’re literally incapable of placing the blame on Azealia, aren’t you? I realize that your objectivity goes out the window when a story involves a fellow black woman, but this is just pathetic, Kara.

Yeah, I was wondering if I was the only person who immediately recognized the context for that particular sentence. He has been treating her like family up until this incident.

Hm, I read “I have a wife, daughters, sisters and females on my staff so I protect women everyday.” less as patronizing and more as a direct response to Banks’ claim that “...the men in the room allowed it to happen.” She pretty openly accused RZA of not protecting her, seems like he was responding to that without…

It’s funny how you lead with RZA being paternalistic and somehow fail to mention this from his statement (emphasis mine):

Keep trying to paint anyone but the perpatrator as the bad guy. You do know you don’t have to knee jerk defend every woman simply because she’s a woman?

RZA is the leader/producer of the Wu-Tang Clan, and as of late has gotten in acting with occasional movie producing/directing (

Sorry, I’m with him. Sounds as if Banks has only herself to blame for being ejected from the party, and to falsely file a police report afterwards stating she was an innocent victim of violence and racism is wrong.

(am I missing something with not getting the “bong” thing?)

Frankly, we can think whatever we like. The result will be the same: She played herself. This was her second, hell, maybe even third chance to get in the game and get back to slaying for the people.

How is this patronizing?

The only way this gets funnier is if you get held up for that gift card on the way to IKEA by someone with a gun that you totally could have stopped if that son of a whore Obama* hadn’t taken your Glock!

* = It’s ok to say this, right? Another world leader said it, I’m just quoting him here.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

Drew’s dad is gonna be super disappointed in his behavior: