You hate it so much you scan through 50 articles?

This guy’s take is that Trump isn’t actually a conservative.

He’s not, he was asked a question and he answered it.

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

Jimmy’s a fawning buffoon. Even if he wanted to go after Trump, he’d have ended up giggling because of how uncomfortable the moment would be for him and ruin it.

This is the debate he actually, sincerely loses it, right? Like, the one where he finally drops the much anticipated C-bomb at Clinton for daring to not yield to his 12-year-old tantrum-interruptions, then storms off stage because the people in the crowd asking him real, honest questions are “not being very nice and…

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

I’m a Leafs fan and I still laughed.

This is excellent. +1

Goddamnit JOH, making fun of the Leafs is supposed to be Kid Canada’s Deadspin job.

+1, I deleted my lesser joke because this was perfection. Thank you.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Counterpoint:

I don’t think they were ever going to cast a white actress as Mulan. Even when it was an animated film, they still cast Ming-Na Wen as her voice actress. The outrage machine was already humming along when they announced this would be a live action film and while there is precedent for white-washing in films, this was…

So, not sure where you went to school but... you must have had some pretty weak dining services. At my college (Bowling Green), dining halls were open 7a-8p. And obviously the staff had to arrive before that for prep and stay after for clean-up. And there were a few select places open until 4am.

Counter point: Get fucked.

Man. You’re a loser.

The false equivalency used by Trump supporters is mind boggling.

In other words she paid what she’s legally obligated to and you’re conflating that with Trump using his charity to actually receive income and pay off legal settlements, both of which avoid taxes he’s obligated to pay. The tax system is fucked, no doubt. But avoiding taxes and evading taxes are different. Clinton…