You went with the equivalent of “I know you are but what am I” as your comeback. Nice work!

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

this is for the people that didn’t know they needed to see Mark Davis’ hair on Sheldon Adelson’s head.

He’s having a Kirk Cousins debut season. No where to go but down.

Chip hurt you? Bad? He went 10-6, 10-6, 6-9. Let’s settle down.

Chip hurt you?? Poor baby. Are you OK? Does your boo boo sting? I think I speak for a lot of people and hope you’re jinxed back to a rest stop bathroom toilet off interstate 76. If there’s one fan base that doesn’t deserve any sympathy, it’s you pieces of trash. Every other NFL fan base is spitting in your hands as…

After two games, I think Wentz may end up becoming the greatest quarterback in history.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

I think they stopped reading after the Second Amendment. Anything after that is just a buzzkill.

Machado gets the Brian McCann MSP award for most sanctimonious player tonight.

Wait, I thought the Republicans were Constitutional Originalists. Correct me if I’m mistaken.

It’s funny how much Lindsey Graham wants to distance himself from Donald Trump, yet he still echoes the same talking points.

“Enemy combatant” is a complete chicken-shit way to escape having to provide the rights and protections of criminal justice or prisoner of war status to someone.

Nice story, bro.

Quoting someone is very different from conceding their point.

That’s not a good idea, that’s you rationalizing you being an asshole.

How is it a stretch when something similar happened a year ago? Would you take Rick Pitino at his word too?

How out of touch are you?

Oy! I finished in the money this week! I KNOW FOOTBAW

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