No team in NBA history has ever gone 7-0 on a seven game road trip. So by losing, GSW actually did the predictable thing for once this season.

If they were terrorists, they wouldn’t have even been the most radical religious extremists in the stadium - Phillip Rivers was playing and he has like 8 kids because God said sew.

What the fucking hell?

Oh god this is way worse. The absolute temerity of cards fans...

#sadcardinals :(((((

I’m 27.

I pulled a muscle in my neck getting out of bed this morning. Awesome.

It’s like they forgot he was the president who sent our most badass Marines to kill Osama Bin Laden and plant a huge stash of big titty American porno on the way out of the McMansion compound just for shits and giggles.

It should be noted that Sanders ran 344 times for 2628 yards. McCaffery ran it 319 times for 1847 in two extra games.

You mean point to another call besides the biggest call of the game? Clemson didn’t need “the help” until the way end to seal it.

First things really first: Money. Ain’t no way Clemson was gonna lose this game with a chance for the conference to get a $10 million pay day, a ticket to the big show, and all the commercial airtime that comes with it.

That’s also his response to “What’s the most prostitutues you ever paid for in one 24 hour period?”

No provocation? My bet is that Taylor must have insulted one of Emery’s mothers. Can't think of many other reasons to clock a guy like that.

It’s a little fucking insensitive to continue these Cleveland Browns posts without leaving the contact information for the suicide prevention helpline. No one has to go it alone.

Are we sure Lucy Mohr even has arms? 32 minutes, not a single shot taken, and two turnovers. I imagine her teammates passed her the ball but since she doesn’t have arms, it bounced right off her body and out of bounds.

Well that’s one instance where a free play can really cost you.

I’m perfectly fine with all of this if it means landing Ben Simmons. Even more than last season I’m hoping we lose every game and I'm actually disappointed when they waste a game by getting a W.

If he was trying to get the ref to cower in fear and call him Dadi it seems like he succeeded partially.

I imagine his inner monologue there to be, “I peed a weewee! I peed a weewee!”

The longer video with full announcer audio sounds like two disgusting pieces of shit with moles and warts on their faces sitting at a bar commentating on hardcore porn they’re brazenly watching on their 5 year old blackberries.