No low ballers. I know what I have here.

aint no party like a salsa con queso party cause a salsa con queso party dont stop

I heard that the fire let people get their cary-ons, but was really impatient and kept tapping its foot.

I like Ralph Nader as the Stig. He’d have to keep his mouth shut. And give him a Corvair to drive.

Time slows near a massive object . If they make the Chiron massive enough, they can appear to be moving faster relative to an observer watching the car accelerate through space-time. I watched Interstellar.

Good thing the doctor doesn't drive a BMW...he'd have no idea what the foreign object was!

Sergeant Paul Paulos of the St. Paul Police Paul told Paul that the Paul was issued a Paul for running a Paul. Paul.

This post is not Sportwagons approved.

Needs moar mid-jump freezeframe with voiceover.

I have been getting a lot of hate for my post, so let me clarify a few things.

Good riddance, but it's a shame that such a long "career" exists. We need term limits.

After all these years, he's leaving one major accomplishment unfulfilled: co-authoring a bill with Arkansas rep. Robert Berry that could become known as the Dingell-Berry Act.

Well, I'm glad we finally got to the bottom of this and determined it was some right-wing, Christian, pro-life, Tea Party, Glen Beck-watching white guys.