Pretty sure it's conspiracy. Ray likes trying to get people fired so they can spend more time Jalopniking.

From those of us at work, thanks for another classy post image.

This. 1000 times this.

I would cheat WITH that car.

Wait, Jaguar didn't even make the list? But it's a Jaaaaag.

That car really is good looking. The 458 I can take or leave, and the 'Vette and 3er lack a certain stage presence. I blame their livery.

'Dat Aston.

I know, that's why it didn't make sense.

Not sure why but a white NSX was the first thing to pop into my mind.

The best tool is knowledge.

You do realize it was posted in jest right?

Really, this wasn't posted yet?

As long as I can build an irresponsibly overpowered 914 and race it in the Bernese Alps I will be pleased.

I've heard that here are better ways to rock an engine to change the rear plugs.

I'm afraid all I learned from the infographic is that if all you want in a new car is the smell, A Mitsubishi or Chrysler are your top picks.

Little known fact, but breasts are the reason man invented the chicane.

Joel,

Who knows, but it seems worth a shot.

How much ice can you clear with 70.000 pounds of munitions?

Since everyone else is throwing out uneducated guesses, I'll add my 2 cents. Mini Monte Carlo, or a Corsica.