It likely spent it's entire life hauling kids, dogs and groceries about town, maybe a few family trips laden with cargo, or moving a college student into their dorm. It spent it's life being a beast of burden. It finally got to have some fun.

Add a twin turbo S85 V10 with 6 speed manual. Laugh at civics with mufflers and wings.

I was expecting this to be a Jezebel cross post. I have been deceived.

Sounds like he was being followed by the rozzers most of the way.

You sir are not alone. Personally I like the curvy looks of the 94-98 myself.

It looks like a birds head. Specifically, a bird that is laughing hysterically at you.

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Yes, I'm seeing that in IE8 and Chrome.

Bah, anyone can get high fuel economy numbers in a hybrid. For real fun, lets see who can get the worst out of one.

So is it off a V6 or an inline 3? And can I get a V10 or 12 for my iPad?

This man needs to see the Top Gear PSA on level crossings.

Are we sure it's not just a Fiero with a body kit?

Adam Carolla with a bullhorn. Now we can all be subjected to that voice of his.

This all proves something I've been saying for ages now, and that is quite simply, never trust a woman with a pixelated face.

The fast five year old. Kid has a great career ahead of him.

6th gear: I see Klingon and Federation badges in there. Might be bad if they get in an accident with each other.

Yep, 1 minute and 8 seconds is more than I can stand of Adams voice. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

Spoke2go1 already pointed it out, but they could do like they have done with the EV1 and the electric S10. Essentially lease and then crush.

Perhaps a better question is this: Will I be able to buy one used after the municipalities are done with them? Or will GM want them back?

6th gear: Thats a lot of green for what, outwardly at least, looks like a lot of beige.