@Baby Beater Benz: "I'd be very tempted to do a burnout on the paint."

@contest005: Well then, that calls for this

The best part about this is the price. Few will be able to afford it should it ever show up, and that means fewer of them will crash land on highways, into houses, and generally cause havoc. I've seen how people drive, and I don't want them flying.

@BAJABUSTA: I fixed his speech pattern for him

@Middleswine: Only the normal amount of Murcielagos and 458s were seen burning.

Gallardo Superlaggera

@sss888: I'd give it a passing grade, but you are correct, it could have been better.

Production value is there, but the narration is too Shatneresque and lifeless.

Upside down backwards braking doesn't work. Who knew.

PT Cruiser. No chance in hell, I'd rather walk 20 miles in pouring rain.

It probably would have ended up being crashed before leaving the garage anyway. It's better for the owner that he was spared that embarrassment.

@Maxx Cracker — sponsored by Peniston Oils: Very quickly indeed, particularly when compared to continental drift.

So what happens at intersections, does cross traffic get cut in half?

the best part is that since it isn't Italian, it probably won't catch fire, probably.

@TroyQueef: I agree, even the grill and bumper are quite close in design.

Can it come with a sidecar filled with water/foam for intermediate sized fires?

Great, I can have birds nesting above my dinner plate, while surrounded by pre-cast concrete pillars.

Just too many abnormalities on this one, I say crack pipe.

It's the Stig's short Jockey cousin.

As a general rule of thumb, whenever someone decides to record something you plan to do - rethink your plan, because they are smarter than you and anticipating your fail.