I think we can all agree that Inception would have been very different if it starred Leonardo DiCaprio.

"Female" does this, "Female" does that. You'd be the gynecist, you fucking moron, if you weren't a sphyncterist. Women are not just sexual difference on two legs, you oozy dickberet. God this is pissing me off.

The only way it could look like Kanye West designed it is if it was Kanye West's face.

That looks a lot more like purple than pink to me.

When I looked at the bill, she had left a ridiculously small tip of $66.66 (on a check around $190) with a little smiley face and note that said,"because 6 is my favorite number."

There will be no ranks when I stuff the candy in my mouth.

If you're judging Halloween candy by healthiness you're doing it wrong :p

It's not that big of a deal. I'm glad someone made light of it. (could do without the whole "white" aspect. Could of just said being a man)

:-P For reals, though!

You stole my answer!

Mayor: "Who's up for a game of Bible Jenga??"

What a class act, I wish we had more like her.

If you're alive you have a 100% chance of dying.

I can't even look at the comments on news sites about this one.

I will remember this when i hear all about how much more tolerant and classy the British are than we dirty Yanks.

To be that friend!