My takeaway from this story is that I should have set my asshole roommates on fire.

If I had been arrested for lighting someone on fire, I don't think I'd look as happy she she does in her mugshot.

Let's talk about where she got those eyebrows from.

I store mine on their side.

want.

What a delightful story and a beautiful couple!

he seems a little odd but i really like the fact that she consistently gives ZERO fucks.

Psst Mark, just a little tip. They're definitely not used tampons. Just painted ones. Used ones would be bloated out fat and the blood would be . . . well, you get the picture.

And I applaud their use of rubber washing up gloves. Good clinical hygiene is important, even on the runway.

CLAM JUICE SHOULD NOT BE A THING.

Dating has changed a LOT since I got married.

Quite a role model for her kid.

soooo much sideboob. yum.

White clothes and some thin fabrics. You can see a white or colored bra through them, so one that matches your skin tone looks a lot less conspicuous. As a Whitey McWhiterson, I've never had to think about it (privilege and all that) but I'm glad it exists for women of color now.

Do you think it will last?

If my parents weren't 7000 miles away, I would hug them.