Yoooooooooooooooooooo lol

If I attempted this:

They started with fucking Spring Breakers?

Indian Jones looks like a pink dildo with arms.

Gee, how funny would it be if me and a bunch of my gay friends read out women's OKCupid and other singles sites profiles? Oh so educational, right?

Shrayber is cuter than either of these spray-tanned tool sheds. Exhibit A looks like he never shuts up about the stuff he did when he was vice prez of his frat, and Exhibit B looks like a rejected bouncer from a Russian mafia-owned strip joint.

They had a show on E! that chronicled the development of the site and it was nauseating. I almost rolled my eyes into the back of my head permanently from hate-watching an episode. Thank god it was cancelled.

This should be shown in every art class. Makes me want to pursue filmmaking. (mind blown)

That was way too abstract for me. I didn't enjoy it, nor was I able to make much of it. Kind of like trying to make sense of a blurry silent film with foreign captions

Not at all. Not one word.

I don't understand this at all. Not one.

All of my Nopes, in one package, dangling in the air in the middle of the canyon.

So... do you just sit around feeling superior to everyone who didn't read the fucking endless comic books you did when you were growing up?

A) He said they were stretching. B) Remind me not to crack a joke around you buzzkill.

I've been a fan of Batman since I was a kid and never heard of GOTG once till the movie was announced.

Do you see a "NEWS" tag at the top?