safienwijon
safienwijon
safienwijon

cue Rocky theme.

"A Willingness to Train"

First: You need a partner.

Maybe I'm not romantic enough, but as long as we both get where we're going I don't particularly care if we arrive at the same time.

Humphries was her second marriage. I have no room in my head for important knowledge because I know shit like that.

Good man.

Newsflash: In some places, police officers get fired for misusing social media.

I see what you did there!

nope... more likely 420 days

ouch!

I just have to repeat - LOOK HOW FUCKING CUTE IT IS!

LOOK HOW FUCKING GROOT!

...but does it know... when you are looking?

WHERE CAN I I get this epic cuteness. TAKE ALL MY MONEY

LOOK HOW FUCKING CUTE!

Jackson 5?

Whoever jumps on this first will make a lot of money. Selling this guy alone will net quite a profit, and one I'd gladly contribute to!

Yes. I once had some weird stomach thing and went to the gastro doctor and as soon as I said I was gay he had a whole lot of questions to ask me about butts.

I agree with everything in this piece. What I would worry about is washing your disgusting, filthy, shit/period-stained hands. And also, use a paper towel to open the door.