Most of Joan’s takes seem dumb and petty, imo. I usually avoid her articles;’m only here because I clicked by accident.

I loathe James Corden. LOATHE.

I get legitimately angry when I find out someone I know finds him attractive. Like, he looks all craggy and ill-carved, like an applehead doll. And there is nothing special about his “acting", imo. No, thank you.

I always thought the answer to “who invented Flaming Hot Cheetos” was, obviously, God.

LOL.

This.

“My", damn typo. 

M husband does this. I have to say to him, “You know where the trash is, right?”

I love this. Mostly because I hate James Cordon.

Were the tv skits on the Almost Live show, by any chance?

Seam ripper.

Good points, especially the one about the mothers ceasing to really exist as anything but mothers of their children, without having distinct personalities of their own or outside interests. That was the version of motherhood that I grew up with, and it was very instrumental in forming my lack of desire to have…

Vedder always seems to come off as an asshole, imo

I love your name. And Blanche's robes.

I could see Caan behaving like an absolute ass.

Came for a Calamity Jane reference, was not disappointed. 

To be fair, Stan is pretty bland, and his features aren’t particularly distinctive. But the “I had to introduce myself for the third time” seems petty. You’re in the same movie, sure, but those movies have a lot of people, and if you don’t have any scenes together, why should she know who you are?

He's just about the best part of Tremors 4.

Fuck everything about this. I wish I could drill it into their backwoods idiot heads that a FETUS IS NOT A PERSON, nor is it more important than the mother or her life. Jesus wept.

LOVE John Bly.