Saw this on his Facebook, came here looking for it. 

I’m very much a social introvert when it comes to restaurants, hairdressers, and grocery stores, and even *I* would listen if someone had a story about their great grandfather having dinner with cattle rustlers.

Counterpoint: If I don’t know you, don’t touch me, however briefly--especially if it’s my first time at a restaurant. I promise, if that happens, I probably won’t go back.

lmao

No one cares about your boner.

#6

I have never understood why everyone thinks she's God's gift to acting. 

She was so flat, and stoic to the point of emotionless. She was not good, the rest of the movie was fine.

We get it: you’re a troll who wants the attention that MB Cock gets for his signature comment on articles of this nature. Now fuck off.

I've been flagging lots as spam/harassment.

Don’t forget the ones derailing the comments/missing the point with cries of “women can be toxic too!!11" Yes, but this isn’t about women so stfu and go back to spamming Buzzfeed comments. smdh

Oh, these guys are terrifying. Caught this once while flipping channels and stopped to watch a minute or two, mumbling “what the *fuck* am I looking at?”

My nieced loved this when she was tiny. I always wanted to punch that whiny green one. 

Go fuck yourself. 

Why should women have to give up their homes, friends, and families? Why shouldn't they stay and fight back?

All of these gunmen should have started their shooting sprees with turning the guns on themselves.

You fucking KNOW Eyepatch Guy thinks he looks hawt 🙄

Fuck. These. People. How dare they? How fucking DARE they force the victims of assault to not only be incubators, but force them to suffer further trauma in doing so?

Evangelicals, corporate lobbyists. That's just off the top of my head.