You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Super-nerd reference here: The Book of G’Kar in Babylon 5. Each copy is reproduced faithfully by hand.

It’s so unfair that Usain Bolt only competes against humans. He should have to race a cheetah so that he’s not winning a medal in a competition with mere bipedal apes

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I read you’re entire post. It didn’t appear to be sarcastic at all. You just sounded like an asshole.

The important thing is you’ve found a way to feel superior to both sides.

I know - it’s Pizzagate and Jade Helm and Sandy Hoax all over again. Just slimy opportunists desecrating a grave.

The irony is it’s actually two conservative conspiracy theories. One, in which the DNC murdered him to cover up something about Clinton or some idiocy like that, and the other by Never Trumpers who claims the Russians murdered him. There’s no liberal side to this.

Saying “it’s sarcasm” doesn’t make it any less stupid and you any less slimy.

Nice false equivalence, but that’s not “Democrats” views on this. I loathe “superior centrist” types.

I’m not trying (and failing) to be sarcastic. I don’t know how to explain this any clearer to you. Simply saying something doesn’t make it a joke. Nowhere in your original post was there a fucking joke. I’m done with you putting words in my mouth. You haven’t made a single cogent point. You’re just repeating that you…

Holy shit, that’s quite a word salad, comrade. I have to say, I’ve never been called “less smart” by a person with so many grammatical errors before.

Dude, Republicans are being ghouls about it, using it as political cover. Democrats aren’t making up insane conspiracy theories about his death. The Republicans, Fox News and Hannity are CLEARLY in the wrong here. If you don’t see that, I don’t know what to tell you.

So, how exactly is bringing in a clock, that you say is a clock, making a “hoax bomb” INTENDED to make someone else believe it is a bomb??

It’s a start, but I’ll never be happy until he’s stuck flying coach. On United.

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

Note to self: add “Curt Schilling’s bankrupt ass” to Cards Against Humanity deck....

You know, I see the point you are (somewhat poorly) trying to make, but that’s not the point of this article. The problem is that too many people see “speaking properly” not as a “human value” but as a solely WHITE value.