Jesus God, thank you for the NCAA.

He made his bed, now he has to flip out of it.

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

He's a sherbet for the Olympics, too.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

Brad Stevens has them playing man-zone defense.

He might never have a Bonner again.

If you see the cops, warn a brother.

You completely understood the article. Well done!

You can't win having kids (pulls out)

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

I guess I'm not surprised that an infection caused by fecal matter is spreading among pitchers and catchers.

But is she single?

Psst, Antrel, it's me again. Don't sign yet. What about the 49ers? Need a hotel? I can do that too! Boy, wasn't that funny when you got hit so hard in week 4 that you didn't remember your family member's names until week 7? Anywho, what was you 3 digit CVV again?

It's not a hat.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

Please god let this happen.

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.