Paul Allen seemed like a decent enough guy, did some charitable things with some of is money, supported the local community, and was genuinely an awesome musician.

He was everything that James Dolan is not.

I’m having a hard time seeing it, even in slo-mo, but is she doing a half rotation in the millisecond between her feet leaving the springy-thingy and her hands touching the sideways horsey thingy? (I’m a gymnastics knower).

Counterpoint: he’s on my fantasy team and he should be getting 200 all purpose yards and several scores every week.

You all care about my fantasy team, right?

On the tea analogy, I wish they would have also included a person starting to drink tea, but deciding part way through that they didn’t want to finish the tea.

To be perfectly honest, I was totally caught off guard by the sheer breadth of the #metoo movement, and I think a lot of others were too. I think there’s a broader question of how people are going to respond to it that ties in to your comment.

Hopefully people (I’d like to include myself here) acknowledge that there…

You’re right. I wish you weren’t.

I honestly clicked on this article thinking it was going to be about our latest supreme court nominee

Not to take away from the accomplishment, it’s awesome, but had they been trying to make a play on him at third he would have been out, right?

cultural appropriation?

I know I’m going to regret this... but is there a bad haka?

From the video caption: “Schoop’s go ahead grand slam”

I trust that you, as the resident Deadspin soccer-knower, realize that this isn’t really as easy at it looks, right?

If you were a REAL American you would also be seeing white and blue

“No, no, no guys! It was totally ok! I make a lot of money, and the president said I could do this if I’m rich and famous! It’s even on tape!”

I think the greatest indictment of Rhodes in the Hollywood Reporter piece is that he admitted that he’s watched Borat “probably 20 times”

No, you line the outermost guy 1 body width outside the line between the post and the ball (which you could see if the camera was positioned a little to the left to show a straight line from the ball to the post).

You just jinxed it

Not quite. And it it was, I wouldn’t eat it

Can we talk about the fact that somebody named their kid “Kerry Perry”?