I have a question, all right: two. Does your apartment building allow dogs, Maiysha? Are you a dog person? Because nothing forces you to move in fresh air twice a day like a dog does. You find that you have the time because this lovely being depends on you making the time for their needs, and your heart benefits both…

Just disable facebook and move on with your life.

It would have been nice if this article had included (or at least links to) what it was that Roxane Gay “let him hear,” which I had to go digging for and is well worth reading, as to be expected:

what’s clockwise?

I don’t think it will be quite as effective without the catheter cowboy delivering the message:

There is no magical diet. You have everything you need to weigh what you want to weigh. It’s a matter of deciding how important it is to you to be a certain weight.

Lifestyle Change FTW. That’s exactly what it is and, just like Ol’ Long Mike Johnson, over the long run, neither exercising or the food was as big of a deal as overcoming the mental, something that I continue to deal with and more than likely, will always have to deal with.

YOU...will NOT permanantly lose weight or get down to the weight your body feels real comfortable at until...You get your head right. You can do the atkins,Paleo, JC, Nutrisy, and a host of others. You can read about wt loss until your head pops. Until YOU make up your mind? Ain’t nothin happenin but..on and off…

But why is he a metal snake with weirdly placed eyes?

I’ve got a better one - try explaining why copying someone on an email is called ‘CC’.

When we were moving into our new building, I had a lot of fun explaining to a younger coworker what some of the items she found in the bottom of the supply closet were - a typewriter eraser and some carbon paper.

I remember when floppy disks were actually floppy!

I don’t know how you’d represent it, but an icon of data disappearing forever into the cloud, never to be seen again?

About ten years ago a friend of mine gave my son and I a ride in his older pickup truck; at one point I noticed my son - who was about 9 at the time - looking at the door with a look of puzzlement on his face. “What’s that?” he asked - and pointed at the window crank handle.

This is right up there with those teenagers trying to figure out how to use a rotary phone.

Ah, the John Oliver approach.

If you don’t have kids, the easiest thing of all is not to travel to places during peak season. We travel extensively, but never go anywhere in its peak season. I don’t like crowds. Go the most popular places in late March to early May or October/November. Go to Europe and see Christmas markets. If you’re traveling…