An article about laughing to death, and no jokes? Ok. I’ll start.

These guys, while not esteemed doctors, think it is possible.

Of course you can, this was proven by British researchers back in the 40s:

A link to the Android version in the article for the other 75% of us would’ve been nice. 😛

I mean, I'm not a believer in most conspiracies but the guy who ran a massive pedophilia and sex trafficking ring who has dirt on all these power....just happens to commit suicide? Someone is cleaning house.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

Hey dumb fuck, women have stalkers and crazy ex’s.

Just gonna miss everybody explaining why Southwest fucked up then? Good work.

I can’t wait to enjoy this season of GLOW and then be sad in a few weeks when Netflix inevitably cancels it because they’re allergic to season 4s. 

Slightly off-topic, am I the only person who’s wondered what on earth has happened to Epstein?  It’s been over a week since his mysterious “injuries” caused him to be taken from jail to the hospital.  Was it a hit?  Suicide?  An attempt to get a better deal?  And apparently, if you’re really, really rich, you can buy…

My heart aches for his victims, but what can I, a simple billionaire, with access to resources beyond comprehension possibly do to help?  Alas, i shall return to my palatial estate and wallow in my sorrow.   Woe, woe is me!

Ahhh that explains it. It was unexpectedly well written and funny. Apparently Tommy Lee likes Reddit.

Why would rich liberals be hunting poor conservatives?  Wouldn’t it make sense if the scenario was the other way around?

Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother

How in the F**K does a judge release this scumbag back on to the streets?!?! He has already admitted that he does not have the “Impulse Control” to NOT attempt murder!!

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.