A link to the Android version in the article for the other 75% of us would’ve been nice. 😛

I mean, I'm not a believer in most conspiracies but the guy who ran a massive pedophilia and sex trafficking ring who has dirt on all these power....just happens to commit suicide? Someone is cleaning house.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

I can’t wait to enjoy this season of GLOW and then be sad in a few weeks when Netflix inevitably cancels it because they’re allergic to season 4s. 

It’s got *substantially* less cholesterol. 90% less, and the 10% difference is from the other shared ingredients. Also, no trans fats and 1/3 of the carbs are fiber (the beef patty has no fiber).

Nobody is going to lose weight by switching to the Impossible Whopper, but if that was their goal, they wouldn’t be…

Slightly off-topic, am I the only person who’s wondered what on earth has happened to Epstein?  It’s been over a week since his mysterious “injuries” caused him to be taken from jail to the hospital.  Was it a hit?  Suicide?  An attempt to get a better deal?  And apparently, if you’re really, really rich, you can buy…

My heart aches for his victims, but what can I, a simple billionaire, with access to resources beyond comprehension possibly do to help?  Alas, i shall return to my palatial estate and wallow in my sorrow.   Woe, woe is me!

Ahhh that explains it. It was unexpectedly well written and funny. Apparently Tommy Lee likes Reddit.

Why would rich liberals be hunting poor conservatives?  Wouldn’t it make sense if the scenario was the other way around?

Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother

How in the F**K does a judge release this scumbag back on to the streets?!?! He has already admitted that he does not have the “Impulse Control” to NOT attempt murder!!

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

Or brilliant.

All aboard the projection express! How typical.

I, personally, want to have this public information so I can use the free market like the tool that it is and never support the businesses of anyone in my area who donated to Trump!

Wait, lemme guess, me using my dollars (a.k.a. practicing the capitalism we’re all…