But I washed/used sanitizer....

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

They’re feeling quite satisfied, if not actually smug. They got exactly what they wanted. Nobody knows who they are. In addition, it’s quite likely that front-yard upkeep will never be an issue again. From their point of view, this is mission accomplished on every level.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

but he is white

Why, are you worried about the dog catching germs from the baby?  It’s okay, I’m sure the puppo is fine!

As my old man would say, “If it means that much to YOU, do it for me.”

The reply ought to be “your resale value, is not my problem”.

A pox pink emoji on both their houses.

“I feel like I’ve been directly attacked with my eyelash extensions. [...] It’s definitely directed. I had them done here in Manhattan Beach, and they did them way too big. Now it’s painted on the house. [...] I feel like I’m being bullied, frankly, by her. [...] That word keeps coming up to me: she’s a bully, and she…

And she DEFINITELY has this haircut

“It all started when she hit me back.”

I would gladly pay a premium to NOT live in an HOA-controlled neighborhood. The risk of having someone pull this stunt is well worth not having to go through one more hurdle to get something done on my own goddamn house. It’s bad enough getting something approved through the city, let alone hoping some jackass who…

IT Manager here, actually its protected activity on our systems.  I had a 2 hour class with a corporate lawyer talking about what we can and cannot restrict on company systems. Yes there is a LOT you can cut people from, but organizing employees for action is something you have to allow.  This employee very likely has…

Penned up? I think six acres would be heaven for most dogs!

God, passive aggressive notes are still a thing that white people do? 

+1 for “doged”

And not something to smile at? Keep in mind this is by the beach in SoCal, not some gated community in Litchfield, Connecticut.

I thought it was Becky