This is probably a stupid question - but are they edible? Like, are they popular for hunting because of that or some other reason?

Also: Nice.

One thing that helped me to learn to swallow pills when I was a kid: After putting the pill in your mouth with some water, if it’s a hard pressed pill, look up and swallow. If it’s a capsule, look down. The reasoning is that the capsule floats on the water while the hard pill sinks, so you’re holding your head in the…

I think we need video. I really want to know now what’s so puzzling about your sweeping.

I really think you’re better off. Think of all the money you’re saving!

Child proof caps.  They are my kryptonite.

We need to be pro-active to remind people that talking, texting, or doing anything that isn’t watching & listening to the movie (I’m looking at you, noisy popcorn aficionados) Whatever it takes.

Which is a shame. As a male never planning on having kids I take zero issue with women or men getting paid paternity/maternity leave. I’d rather they have the time at home to focus on the newborn, form the relationship, and start off right, rather than introduce another neglected mouth to feed into the world. That…

Yeah but you’re seriously chancing that green laser reflecting off their phone and hitting them in the eye. It’s a nuisance, but not worth potentially injuring someone.

Actually, the US used AR-15s effectively during Viet Nam

No worries, though. Common mistake made by the typical gun hugger.

The Babylon Bee wouldn’t need fact-checked so often on Snopes if its readers didn’t keep circulating its stories as true. While the first reader might repost to Facebook or wherever with full knowledge that it’s satire, the second reader grabs that moron ball from the repost, runs it all the way to the end zone, and…

If there’s anything that’s a common feature of the right its their congenital inability to process irony. They are notorious for generating ‘unintended irony’ in abundance but that is a different skill set from actually having a sense of humor.

“We must stop the glorification of violence in our society...”

That’s how things go in this country. Would be laughable if it wasn’t so depressing.

I haven’t watched a Trump speech in quite some time, so I was clueless as to how fucking bad he looks. He’s doing that weird Adderall snort. His face looks totally dry, my niggas lips are uncontrollably chapped. His hair piece has seen better days, and worse of all he appears to be tired.

Senator Chris Murphy said on Twitter that this is “an excuse to do nothing.” There’s no reason to combine these two things.

“strong background checks, perhaps marrying this legislation with desperately needed immigration reform”

If Obama had gotten wrong the name of the town in which a shooting had occurred after ignoring two mass shootings in 13 hours because he was on the golf course and crashing another wedding, white people would burn the country to the ground.