Nope. “Cat puking” will wake me out of a deep sleep faster than the fire alarm going off. Then the poor fellow will get to experience the “flying through the air while daddy frantically tries to carry you off the carpet/couch/bed/etc as you puke your guts out” feeling.

Good cat!

First error is “he has a cat” you do not have a cat, you are allowed to serve food, clean the sandbox and give bellyrubbs on demand.

Lol as soon as I saw the original question I was like “canned chicken shreds, duh” 😂

I think it’s ocean whitefish and tuna.

My cat at the time decided to go behind the AV rack to yack on a GameCube power supply.

Obviously not. If you’re a new cat owner you panic when you hear that about-to-puke hack. If you’re five or ten years in you just keep doing what you’re doing and hope for the best. 

That would be Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, Solstice, etc all rolled into one!

If I took our cat’s Happy Warm Spot away from her and put it in a cabinet, I’m pretty sure I would wake up to find her sitting on my chest glaring at me, and then she would throw up.

Can confirm, my cats produce the same stuff. Color indicates one of the chicken varieties.

It looks like Friskies Shreds.

I love this! More language and grammar posts, please!

Someone will get him him before he can accomplish this for himself.

What really strikes me about cases like Epstein’s is that, as a filthy rich, powerful, and not bad-looking guy, he could have had all the consensual sex he wanted. This wasn’t a case of a guy who wanted to get laid and who didn’t care if he hurt or traumatized women and girls. This was a case of a guy who specifically…

Whoa thats awesome. i wasnt even aware banana peels could be their own little dish. Im definitely giving this a try.

All the time. I’m a model (an older, 40 something, one now but still work in the biz). When I was a teen and early 20's I used to get approached in major cities all the time by men who claimed to be model scouts and had seemingly legit business cards. Luckily for me, I had a mom who was very smart and told me very…

I’m surprised he didn’t run the Miss Teen America pageant.