Yup! I teach pedestrians in a busy warehouse with many forklifts: “You may have right of way, but you don’t want to be dead right.”

I heart The Oatmeal

Biographics on YouTube has a great video (alas, I cannot link from work today sad trombone)

I wish I could set my alarm clock with this sound. I’d never need the snooze button again. >.<

Can also confirm. Birdie scarfs and barfs. So much fun :/ We invested in different feeder bowls and toys to slow her down. Plus it’s supposed to support her hunting instincts but instead she hates them and glares at us when she has to lower herself to pawing out the dry nuggets when clearly she’s STARVING.

YES!

I know (sad trombone). But I wonder how many of them would notice? And I wouldn’t want them to think I was one of them (shudders) if they thought it was the official seal.

Thank you for this. It should have been included in the article!

Too funny! I’m tempted to put one on my car’s rear window (ala In Memory Of)

Yup! Pretty sure the couple said a few choice words to the owners about it.

Nope. (sad trombone) Pretty sure the couple said a few choice words to the owners.

Some of us have direct deposit, use cash back credit cards, and bank on-line. Why would I need cash (except for tipping)?

Yeah, that’s what I thought but years ago there were not many avenues for pursuing justice like there are today.

Your credit union may have ATMs “literally everywhere” but mine does not.

Awe, thanks for offering but it was so many years ago, and they’re no longer in business. 

This. It’s a pain to make trips to the ATM but I avoid tipping on credit cards whenever possible.

I’ve been using him the last couple of weeks, and he.is.hysterical!