Cats everywhere snicker...

Totally using this for SIL wedding:

It’s been my experience that mostly they are looking to see if you have any garnishments (IRS, child support, etc.). These take a LOT of time to administer and HR/Finance departments don’t want/need the extra work. Or is that discovered during a background check? I forget :/

And this is why I hike with a mirror - to signal the plane or helicopter looking for me. They’ll see the flashes more easily than my flailing arms. If the sun is out, that is... Otherwise I have a glow stick to wave in the dark.

Mr Safety is being spread on the 9th hole of Royal Dornoch. His favorite hole on his favorite golf course. (Cremation after organ donation, of course). I’m letting them harvest my organs, too, but then it’s off to medical school for the rest of me!

+1 for one of two redeeming qualities of Charlotte

+1 for one of two redeeming qualities of Charlotte

Fingers crossed that there are some hysterical old safety films :)

I’m off to Amazon...

+1 for extension cord anxiety :/

+1 for extension cord anxiety :/

Hey now - some people cry when angry or frustrated or trying to keep from punching someone in the throat...

Came here to say this and “How to burn down your house with a push of a button” 

That movie was f’d up on so many levels :/ thanks for putting that image back in my brain :(

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All I can think of is “Lisa, don’t eat me.” :(

Never be the senior-most person that knows about a problem.

Wow only 75? Bots are getting lazy... I flagged it too...

I never understood it either! Mr Safety and I got married in Vegas without any family and it was great!

I am always impressed by this level of creativity and talent! I can barely follow a pattern :/