So I tried a Christmas one and didn’t make it to the actual story lol

Check out the tumblr or website to see how that makes you feel first. Especially the “About ufyh” page: https://www.unfuckyourhabitat.com/about-ufyh/ 

This.

I can’t even imagine. o.O

Mr. Safety and I were just talking about this the other day. Funny how, all of a sudden, we are adults “splurging” on new set of kitchen knives or towels for ourselves (because the good towels are for guests) :/

The missing last step in this:

When I went through the police academy, it was drilled into our heads that shooting your weapon was not like the movies, and we had to account for every.single.bullet. and look through and around the target. Granted, this was two decades ago so YMMV...

Any recommendations for specific Sleep With Me stories? There are hundreds!

Great list, thanks! I already have UfYH and it.is.fabulous!

This. Most of Delaware knows and has known he’s their creepy uncle. (shivers)

You would think! :) Happy fitness getting to you! :)

If they do, it wouldn’t apply. No one considers two spouses a “family.” (sad trombone) But the price is better than the Y. I did like the Y because it had a pool but hours, classes, and location weren’t convenient so I didn’t go as often as I should have :/

Good for you! Looks like my list in 1,901 working days (2,898 calendar days) or so but who’s counting? ;)

This is why Mr. Safety and I joined last month! Starting the new year’s resolution early and getting used to the gym before it gets mobbed with new members.

Mr. Safety and I joined a gym last month. He got the membership and I go with him as a guest. Once the New Year’s deals kick in, I’m getting my own membership since our schedules are different (still fun to go together when we can).

Videodrome = James Woods came up (with interesting graphics I had not seen before)

Obligatory dry-v-watered tree fire videos:*

That was my first thought, too!

That must be why there are only 15 reviews up now :/ But a couple of them are impressive stories!