Passive Aggressive coworkers are the worst! I dig in my heels and make them complete the task each and every time (under the guise of “you’ll never learn for yourself if I keep rescuing you”). Quite entertaining.

I trip the person next to me. I don’t have to be the fastest runner, just not the slowest >;)

I’ll have to try this. I’ve been using the oven on 250 for about an hour.

It takes time. How much? As much as you need. Mr Safety put down his first dog two summers ago and still hasn’t recovered enough to get another on. He rescued Seabass from a puppy mill, and the vet only gave the dog a few years to live (based on breed and inbreeding). Seabass made it to 17!

Sorry about your loss. Remember that no one else could have given him a better life than you gave him. (((hugs)))

Thank you!

I just gave it another star. You deserved it.

Anything to improve ergonomics is a good thing!

So I don’t know what it is about Rick and Morty but I had to uninstall the app from my phone because I was OBSESSED with it and wasting WAY too much time. The voices and sound effects just suck me in (and not the good way lol nudge nudge wink wink). I did NOT need to know about this (scampers off to reinstall Rick and…

Obligatory South Park Biggest Douche in the Universe:

Nice. I rarely use it anymore. I like to post these types of stories (include the list of info they collect about you) and see how many likes v unfollows I get lol

This. Managing up is hard enough as it is.

The only issue I have with the outer ring theory is that there are some healthy foods in the middle aisles: Oatmeal, dried fruit, nuts, legumes, etc.

Also acceptable: Yes, dear. You’re right, dear. I’m sorry, dear. ;) I wish I remember which comedian so I can give credit (I’m thinking “Canyon Man”).

Interesting! This could help my friend manage her management...

This. When I send work to coworkers to critique, nothing is worse than a generic "looks good!"

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This.

I specifically ask what’s on the menu. If nothing (or more rude - no response), I’ve been known to bring my own lunch from home (usually fish tee-hee) and eat during the meeting, in front of everyone. And, no, not sharing it.

I have arthritis and handshakes are painful (even long after the shake). What’s the proper etiquette for NOT shaking or declining?