LOVE the image in the linked article!

But, why? I need to watch more tv! I’m only on season 4 of Boardwalk Empire, I need to catch up on Ballers, Steve Colbert’s new show, intervention, hoarders, etc... and all before OITNB starts! #firstworldproblems

Came here to say this! It’s always grilling season :) I’d post a pic of the last feast (well, part of it, I kept eating the veges as they got done), but kinja is not cooperating :(

Obligatory reference to ufyh:

Nice idea except the roll I need is always on the bottom :(

This. I’ve divorced my abusive mother after a Rabbi told me “The Bible says to honor your mother and father - but only if they are honorable.” I’m an adult and don’t have to put up with her abuse anymore.

I’m sorry that happened to you! (((hugs))) I’ve been stalked before (even though he had a Protection From Abuse order) and you did the right thing by reporting him!

Next time, pull out your phone and take a picture of him.

THIS. I’ve had to implement safety rules like no texting and walking (and no using a laptop and walking) in both manufacturing and warehouse environments! If you get into a fight with a fork lift, you will LOSE.

#notallredheads

That’s our plan for our new yard! Plus, I plan to plant a vegetable garden in the front yard so Mr Safety has less grass to mow :)

“For others, you might use this as a guideline to scrap your lawn altogether and plant something else.”

You don’t own pets, do you? ;)

Where have I seen that before? Hmmmm...

I luv u jezebel! Why u no ungray me?

I still miss Regretsy *tear*