The highest non-”celebrity/performer/entertainer” is Barack (almost 62 million), and, sadly, he’s the only one in the top 26 (Bill Gates is #27 with 23.5 million).

THIS. When Godzilla came out in 1998, I went to a matinee showing during the work week because Matthew Broderick. I was the only one in the theatre! It was glorious! Best.Movie.Experience.Ever.

You a winner! Hah Hah Hah!

No, even though I make 3-4 times his income. Hmmmmm....

Mr Safety and I have agreed that the penalty for infidelity is death. Works so far ;)

Mr Safety is a professional caddie (but not on tour). The disrespectful treatment for a $10 tip is appalling. I can only imagine what they put up with on tour.

Best.Episode.Ever.

Obligatory drooling...

Here, take all the internet stars:

Is that where they are holding the frozen washcloth WTF?

(((hugs)))

Great idea! Between that and the article on wrists, I might be able to do a real push-up!

Lazy Americans?