Imagine this scenario: auto enthusiasts clamor for an affordable performance car with reasonable room and unassuming good looks. One brave carmaker hears those plaintive pleas and answers with a vehicle that meets all of those demanding criteria. The enthusiast market goes nuts and the car shoots to the top of the…

Hypocrisy? Naaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!

This is an interesting way to get on Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Yes, this is the kind of person that I seek political advice from.

At least they admit that lowering testosterone levels is a thing. Most of them still think that COVID 19 is no more harmful than a flu a conspiracy that somehow puts child prostitutes in pizza parlors..

The name of some guy who directs women to put the lotion in the basket.

You call that ridiculous? Hold my beer.

I am sitting here next to my gay husband living my gay life reading a gay novel as research for my new gay book...and yet I am not and will never be as gay as whatever is haunting Tucker Carlson’s fantasies.

Mixed feelings here.

In a few cases this is acceptable.

That freed up the cops to do other things like shine their spotlights into the dark crevices of the criminal world and eat donuts while on the prowl.

The GM Colonnade A bodies were crap.  But I can’t deny that they were sexy looking cars, especially the Monte Carlo & Grand Prix.  If only they had an unneutered drivetrain & their sheet metal didn’t rust after 2 years.

I would prefer that too. As an American, I get a bit irked when every stinkin’ model of a make is [letter(s)][digit(s)] or similar (cough, Acura, cough).

Beautiful vehicle in great shape with a proven engine.

NP for this hardtop unicorn! Plus cloth seats? I like it when my thighs don’t stick to the seat.

Or, you know, adopt the Metric System in the US, like the rest of the goddamn world.

Horn?  It’s not Boss Hogg’s Cadillac.

Oh, &

I anticipate a massive CP vote on today’s candidate. I can pick the obvious bones, but please allow me to discuss the more subtle reasons that this is a CP:

Rigging up a hoist under the ol’ oak to lift it up to show your bruh the new clutch couch?