To be fair, it doesn’t look as if this Bronco is in a drag race. But I know that many people will not consider that, & assume a license to roll around in rivers with impunity based on this pic.

Didn’t we tell David Tracy to stay away from that Bronco?  😆

If Marty McFly were a steampunk

It seems to me that the seller doesn’t want to deal with this project for whatever reason. The seller is upfront about today’s candidate’s pros & cons, so I’ll assume that it is as it seems.

Powerful V8 my ass. All that money, all that effort, aaaaaand a slushbox. NP only if you have too much money & ’re not racing ‘cudas.

Ugly ass wheels, overpriced, missing a pedal.  Not just CP but also kill it with fire.

What other choices were there at the time? The A bodies were but a memory in the mid ‘90s.  Everything else was FWD.

I suppose that it’s good that there isn’t an Opel in Fucking.

Beautiful vehicle but asking price is twice what it should be, even if it weren’t missing any pedals.

Backward state has backward advice.

Even tho the DD employee did not intend death, the old racist fart got what he deserved, and was asking for.  May he fry in hell.

. . . headers that are both ceramic coated and heat-wrapped.

Nice vehicle for sure but the price is too damn high & the pedal count is too damn low.

Now do the cars most commonly owned by people with DWB (driving while baaaaaaaaaaaaked dude!).

Ford

Here at Jalopnik, we never use the “#” to denote a number, instead opting for “No.”

With all due respect to David Tracy, I’m not putting stuff with dirt, sweat, & God knows what else in the same box that I put things that go in my mouth.  IIRC, even he has a separate dishwasher for his car parts.

I’m all for EVs as cop cars, in theory. It’s the choice that I want to see when the time comes.

Pepsi will learn, just as Coca Cola learned when they made a Coke 2.

What is soda? Isn’t that the stuff that you clean with & leave in the refrigerator so it doesn’t stink?