I could see adding like, quotes about 60fps or something, maybe a 10 commandments of good game design or gameplay inscribed onto it, etc.

There are other options as well, mate. Here:

Well you can do a no gi ezekiel choke although I don’t know the name for it :p But yeah, without a rashguard underneath, lapel chokes would be a problem but y’know..Capcom :D

If you mean lapel chokes, then she’d have to go topless to do it. I don’t think her outfit lends itself well to ezekiel chokes, either.

Love it.

The rest of Latin America is too busy playing KoF.

doesn’t unrealistic imply they don’t exist in real life? because women with big breasts like this certainly exist

On the contrary, most Brazilian women pay for their DD’s :P

Laughed at the invisible ladder drop. I don’t understand why Cena is everywhere on the internet these days, but I certainly don’t disapprove.

Dude... The first afro game pretty muched ripped off the champloo game... There was a champloo game...

Can we just think about how Destiny has come so far that this guy literally cannot make fun of its current version?

Hey hey hey. He said he will make up for past mistakes. He never said anything about not making new ones. I garuntee you Afro Samurai 3 will not have the same mistakes as 2.

Even incomplete as it is, it’s easily an 8/10 or 9/10 game at worse. The gameplay alone pushes it that far, I think.

It’s still a monster of a game.

Skyward Sword’s Link looks like Donatella Versace’s ideal face.

I did, too, recently. I talk to my friends about the proper ways to season a cast iron skillet and the proper ratio of mesquite chips to charcoal briquettes. Where has the time gone..

To admit that n64 is old school is to admit I’m old... don’t call n64 old school

Link’s got man hands.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.