I’ve moved on past the phase of blaming the Wilpons, because it’s like blaming the weather for your annual BBQ raining out. It is there, and even if it’s unpredictable, you know it’ll rear itself to fuck your shit up good.

If Child Services sees your comment they’re going to subpoena Deadspin to try and find out where you live and pay you a visit to talk about the cruelty of raising a new generation of Mets fans.

It kills me that I love this team as much as I do. It hurts even more that I dragged my kids into this mess as well, when the Yankees were RIGHT THERE for them to pick. My son is 10, and takes every one of these losses just as bad, if not worse, than I do. His first words off the school bus yesterday were “Did they…

For the tl;dr crowd, let me sum this up for you... LOLMets.

Issuing bonds and borrowing money both count as “cash” for the purposes of a purchase/merger.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Counterpoint: The Cleveland Cavaliers have been around for 48 years, 11 with LeBron. They’ve made it out of the 1st round of the playoffs twice in the 37 non-LeBron years. They were in the lottery the five years previous to drafting LeBron. When he left for Miami they missed the playoffs every year. They had the #1…

IHOP just announced they’re shutting down all their restaurants for 4 hours next Tuesday for a mandatory birth defect sensitivity training for all employees.

the family could have poured their son’s syrup for him

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

This fits the school administration:

This is one of those cases where no one actually believes it’s a threat, but everyone involved mumbles something along the lines of “better safe than sorry”, and claims it can be construed as a threat. Then they make a big deal about how they “had no choice” but to pretend this thing they knew wasn’t a threat was a…

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist.

I find his discomfort intensely satisfying. I’ll remember this when he gives out his “sorry to those I offended” bs apology.

Or, you could have a boss who’s quietly competent and professional, and respects boundaries?

I’ve been using MetroPCS (T-Mobile network) for a while now. $50.00 flat rate, unlimited. No fees, contract, etc. I get download speed of somewhere in the 18-30 Mps range, uploads of 6-10Mps. (The upload is faster than my Xfinity WiFi.) I haven’t found any “dead-spots” in my area whereas AT&T had bunches of them. I…

“How do you go about locking your vehicle?” should replace “Do you like men?” at combines.