When I originally read the headline, I thought they literally left The Takeout staff a tip.

This, or the shows will start to migrate from Netflix to Disney’s streaming service. Just because Netflix cancelled it doesn’t mean it’s gone.

Pay the $20, and never have anything to do with this woman again.

Were there extenuating circumstances that placed this poor woman at risk of being hit by the ball? Otherwise, isn’t there some inherent risk a spectator assumes while attending an event?

It is worth reading the last one about the kid in the classroom. It’s the only one that had me cackling like a madman. We’ve all been that kid.

Its two different articles combined into one

It’s not a typo. Click the link.

His net worth is essentially his stock in Amazon. He doesn’t actually have access to nearly that amount of money. If he were to liquidate his entire position in Amazon it would have drastic effects. 

I take it to mean if the liquidated all his assets, sold everything he had, he would be worth $163 billion. Some of that money is tied up in property, stock shares, and rich things I’ve probably never heard of.  

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

Mind you, this is from the man who took $500 bucks of that money gambling. Not sure he really has the moral high ground here.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Dangerfield finally gets some resp—

Dangerfield was fired after posting the video online...

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Here’s a not-so-conspiracy theory: those DMs and that email were not written by the same person. 

I'll have to remember that attending college classes at Stanford isn't "bettering" oneself.

I have had plenty of meetings with the ad sales team there over the years and there were always a mess

Shoulda been you, Post.

Speaking of Gerbils, crawl back up your mother’s ass and incubate a few more years. 

Speaking of Gerbils, crawl back up your mother’s ass and incubate a few more years.