You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

No, but perhaps we ought to examine your stupidity for taking ikaiyoo’s clearly sarcastic comment so damn seriously.

Ultimately the people around me know who I am. That is what matters.

I’m a little surprised a convicted pedophile was able to play college sports, but mostly stunned it wasn’t on a full ride at MSU.

How the heck did this get out of the grays?

Shumann will be fine, he already has a job lined up covering Vytautas Prienai-Birstonas of the Lithuanian Basketball League.

Not being “hip” to WTF she’s talking about, the Urban Dictionary save the day:

I think you’re just the wrong demographic. $600/mth to include insurance is incredibly cheap for a car that retails at ~$35kish. Everyone I know, even older “I buy my truck and drive it 200000 miles” guys, are interested in this program.

Hi Lil Tay,

“I don’t want to get into Fortnite, it looks too addicting for me, so I better not try it,” he said.

ah well, that’s ok. What is the argument about

Good to know what Danny Almonte is up to these days.

*furiously taking notes*

OMFG. there is no excuse for this. Any group/distribution list that has the whole company should be locked down and restricted. That way when the occasional idot does a “reply all” to whole company, it only winds up in my inbox where I reject it and snuff out the storm before it takes hold.

Those women look exactly like Kardashians. Maybe he was confused.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

I usually enjoy your comments but I don’t know about this. Plenty of people drink responsibly and have a lot of fun. A rapist is a different animal. I would be willing to bet that these fellows had nothing to drink and preyed upon a drunk girl who was just having fun.

I’m not sure if this is a hot take or what, but I don’t give a shit about my health or whatever. Fuck exercise, fuck eating right, fuck brain shit (although I do read a lot, but not to keep the old thinking mass agile). Both my grandmothers are still living in their late 90s and their life sucks shit. One is in the…

Jeter contests that they’re definitely Virgin Islands, since he’s never given them a gift basket.

Barry Levinson just texted Micheal McKean and asked him to keep his calendar free.