When Michael J Fox would sometimes miss his mouth with his fork, he was considered to be another Marty with an erratic strike zone and quick temper...

“The notion that the home plate umpire would lose “all respect from players” for looking the other way when a player drops his bat with a little force is absurd”

It’s kinda weird to need multiple substitutions to make a dish acceptable to you. How picky can you possibly be that you need more than one thing to be changed about a dish to make it acceptable to you? Maybe Golden Corral is more your style?

Except Pham had the stats to prove it. This isn’t some weak hitting schlub claiming he could man the outfield for the White Sox in 1994...

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

Kevin Garnett hasn’t done shit to actually back up any reputation for being a tough guy. First Youtube result for “Kevin Garnett fight” shows him throwing the ball at people, walking very quickly away from the guys coming towards him, and not much else. He’s fake tough. If you had used legitimately crazy people like…

When the commute does. So, never!

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.

That is not the take I would have expected.

The NFL is more enjoyable when 1. If you’re a Bengals fan you laugh when they suck, and 2. When you only watch from opening whistle to final gun, then pretend it doesn’t exist afterwards.

You continue to be a fan and i will continue being the man.

That’s basically it. Protecting themselves. Which helped them protect him. This news isn’t really good news, his health will ultimately suffer. But he’s a grown man, he can sacrifice himself if he wants I guess.

Geoff and Wentz look pretty good. Technically the Giants traded up to get Eli, and have won two Super Bowls, while San Diego traded down to get Rivers and a bunch of other stuff and have no Super Bowls.

There is already a solution to this. It’s called the American Disabilities Act. Uber & Lyft need to accept this and stop harassing their drivers about car cleanliness. Taxis seems to be able to handle this just fine.

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

Clearly a better corporate fit for Adidas since he spends all day dreaming about sex.

The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

I’m assuming “no one” means that whoever was on at 0:43 in the first video is some sort of cyborg or something because holy shit.

Ask Jeff Bezos.