Even with insurance, an emergency would ruin me (thanks to the high-deductible plan my employer uses). I suspect many people are in the same boat.

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This felt more like a garbage 2k trade where you keep adding more and more players until the team accepts.

As a man whose urethra has been penetrated many times for medical reasons, I truly feel your pain.  

The night I got back from a couple weeks out of town, my girlfriend’s roommates were gone and she excitedly straddled me while I was sitting on her couch. I felt a little pinch, but whatever, we keep grinding. She seemed wetter than usual, but it HAD been a while. The pinching didn’t stop, though, so finally I…

Sager family at the courthouse:

Well, maybe Kyrie is like not very religious. or he observes some religion other than Christianity. In which case Christmas would not be a holiday.

This may actually be the first time I’ve seen “spatchcock” and “doublefist” in the same sentence without it being sexual in anyway.

They’re fun. Not good (yet, anyway), but fun.

Yeah, I don’t get the outrage here. Twitter doesn’t really give you room to cover the broad spectrum of consequences a war on the Korean peninsula could possibly bring. And most people (certainly including the current president) are completely unequipped to handle that much information and make that type of decision…

...and this is of interest why? He posited a moral dilemma on twitter and gets shit for merely daring to ask the question? Man people have become so f’in sensitive lately!!

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

You know, that’s actually one of the most misunderstood bible passages. People think that it implies that rich people can’t get into heaven or have a hard time of it. But it’s the result of a mistranslation. “Eye of a Needle” was the common ancient Hebrew  term used by Rabbis to describe the NY Giants defense.

US auto policies don’t go that high, you’d need a separate umbrella policy to cover losses above $500k. This plan includes more insurance than most Americans probably purchase.

Am I missing something? Seems like it means you don’t have to have auto insurance, the $600 covers insurance as well?

coach Steve Lavin found himself with only seven scholarship players available

Rasheed Wallace was good at basketball though.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Counterpoint: Tiger Woods is old and his back is fucked up and he will never win another significant golf tournament, never mind a major.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”