The State Attorney’s Office continued, “even if we were to obtain a conviction on all the charges, it is unlikely that the Jugde would sentence Mr. Brantley to any significant jail time based upon his current employment status. While Florida has some of the most overcrowded and hostile prisons in the nation, nothing…

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

“I would assume they’re relatively close...”

Even if she was abused, this part still rings true:

Why were the Raptors trying to score with 10 seconds left? They were down 15. Dribble it out. You’re going to lose anyway. But somehow losing by 17 is worse than losing by 15? How about not getting your ass beat in the first place?

I agree but this suspension was not intended to punish him for domestic violence.

It seems MLB has been the Judge, Jeurys and Executioner here...

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…

Is that the collusion emoji?

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

Are you kidding me, though? Because my child is 13 and due to mental illness I’ve had to leave her alone with doctors and therapists quite a few times. Please do not assign the blame on this to anyone other than the person responsible - this fucking asshole of a man.

Sounds more like a surveillance company that happens to drive people around.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

I always ask jokingly but seriously “upgrade for free?” when they say that and go from there.