Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.

Enjoying the Knicks in their “purest form” is like a bad strain of heroin; no one wants it, even if they think they do.

That’s exactly what I thought. I mean, Lyft has in-app tipping; did they try calling one instead? Or maybe they did but it was too far away.

“Van Helsing staked pain in me.” - Dracula

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

I’ve become convinced that reality is broken.

We “averages” can’t simply rely on a 10" monster that we assume makes women powerless to stop continually cumming just from seeing it.

The funny thing is, as much as pop culture would like to think otherwise, men do not actually talk much with each other about sex. Maybe some hints or vague boasts, but details run into TMI territory pretty quick among men. I think that for many, it therefor comes as a surprise that many other men are less giving in…

I just lay on my back with my average wiener and she does all the skillful work to get herself off. Do I count?

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian

This guy was sitting in Monday morning traffic on the FDR in NYC. If you’re not familiar with it it’s a freeway that runs north-south from the top to the foot of Manhattan. It’s supposedly an express route but in rush hour it’s stop-start. If he was on a call he’d have been on his siren in the shoulder booking for…

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

British lady is his non-verbal sister’s magic computer voice. And the brother twist was obvious by the halfway point. This movie was so bad.

It’s been easy for fans to hate on Boras for years. But the fires of hate have been stoked by the front offices, owners, and media at large, who all engage in a symbiotic relationship for their own respective benefits. Reality is Scott Boras does his job, and does so exceedingly well. His job is to try and get the…

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

That your parents made for you, out of desperation.

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.