There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…

Is that the collusion emoji?

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

That’s copyright infringement, not patent infringement. The product is the tape, but the content is what’s controlled.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

Are you kidding me, though? Because my child is 13 and due to mental illness I’ve had to leave her alone with doctors and therapists quite a few times. Please do not assign the blame on this to anyone other than the person responsible - this fucking asshole of a man.

Sounds more like a surveillance company that happens to drive people around.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

This is Deadspin. Poop is never TMI.

Excellent effort to get a stranger fired. Odds are solid that someone from that office reads Gizmodo.

I always ask jokingly but seriously “upgrade for free?” when they say that and go from there.

Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.

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Enjoying the Knicks in their “purest form” is like a bad strain of heroin; no one wants it, even if they think they do.

That’s exactly what I thought. I mean, Lyft has in-app tipping; did they try calling one instead? Or maybe they did but it was too far away.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.