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Krisskross Makeyajumpjump?

who, Crabtraps Fourfingers?

You know damn well that’s not how my name is spelled.

No, Crisscross Tortugas. Don’t worry I make the same mistake all the time.

Don’t really follow the Knicks but my two favorite players are Sparksit Groinzips and that other tall guy.

Sauce Castillo?

Parsnips ‘n’ Porkchops

I am absolutely dying.

Crispsnacks Porksandwich?

*Kripwalk Poodingus

Bootstraps Portuguesesauce.

Crispysnacks Pringolas

I prefer Fruitsnacks Pornfingers

His name is Porkchops Bazingas, smh

Putbacks Bonanza is super sexy.

You talkin bout Popnlock Covinas?

Ricepops Triscuits is unstoppable right now. So exciting to watch.

I just ate bukkake at a restaurant in Seattle. It tasted great. I don’t know if it’s a real thing in Japan, but it was great. I don’t give a shit if the restaurant owner was fucking with us.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING