Krisskross Makeyajumpjump?
Krisskross Makeyajumpjump?
who, Crabtraps Fourfingers?
You know damn well that’s not how my name is spelled.
No, Crisscross Tortugas. Don’t worry I make the same mistake all the time.
Don’t really follow the Knicks but my two favorite players are Sparksit Groinzips and that other tall guy.
Sauce Castillo?
Parsnips ‘n’ Porkchops
I am absolutely dying.
Crispsnacks Porksandwich?
I think you mean Tingus Pingus.
*Kripwalk Poodingus
Bootstraps Portuguesesauce.
Crispysnacks Pringolas
I prefer Fruitsnacks Pornfingers
His name is Porkchops Bazingas, smh
Putbacks Bonanza is super sexy.
You talkin bout Popnlock Covinas?
Ricepops Triscuits is unstoppable right now. So exciting to watch.
TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…