Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

As someone who watches Coutinho play 40+ times/season, you never really walk away with the idea that the shots from distance are *bad.* The most jarring aspect of Coutinho’s hot/cold match-to-match juxtaposition is his tendency to be the offensive catalyst or be completely unremarkable with virtually no middle ground.

Crosby ISO cam view of the play being drawn up:

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

That poor moose. Trust me, I know all about the struggles of living with three legs.

The nerve of some peephole...

A good dog.

I didn’t know Wes Welker had a kid. I mean, it makes sense he would look like Tom Brady, but still.

when I find the box containing Drew’s ashes and two c-cup implants behind a dumpster at Chipolte, I’ll throw a hipster wake and we’ll all eat that pepperoni cream cheese football and throw up later.

Boys! This is Trish from Mom On Timeout popping in to say thanks for all the love for my new favorite game day recipe. You are missing one critical component for the perfect Pepperoni Pizza Football Cheese Ball - MINI pepperoni. Not only does it look WAY better on the football, but it makes dipping a breeze. It’s too…

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

Apparently my wife is under the impression that I am a professional athlete.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

I’m going to go home and hope that no more Plumlees got into my attic.

I’m going to watch a sous chef ski.

This guy’s got decent technique, but his selfie game is nothing compared to what we saw from those sorority girls at the Diamondbacks game.

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.