This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

The Bucs plan on educating Wilson on how to safely handle fireworks by immediately releasing him.

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

Looks like he plans to spend his retirement years browsing the net.

The collarbone of poor Chicharito

Those defenders are probably thinking that this is Unfairaguay.

When asked what advice she provided to the inmates before their escape, she replied “Don’t let them see you, Sweat”.

Fuck you, buddy.

his twitter game is flalas.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

Or have the Russian WNT also on the field, attacking the Germans from behind?

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

“It’s about fucking time.”

Finally!

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

Especially 20 miles east. Fuckin sharks, man.

I don’t want someone to spit their coffee out, but this is literally how I read it:

I thought we got rid of that Kony asshole back in 2012.