Oooh, a Funbag hipster.

An exciting game no doubt, with Germany scoring one bicycle kick goal early, and in the second half, Norway scored a bicycle kick goal of their own. The score ended with a one bicycle kick - one bicycle kick tie. Both teams will receive one bicycle kick point. Both teams are well suited to advance to the next round,…

Bring on ‘Bama!

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

If Kyrie Irving is healthy (and sure, why not, Kevin Love too), the Cavaliers offense wouldn’t be so creatively restricted. They’d be taking shots to match the Warriors, and then giving up corresponding chances on the other end.

I’ll be the first to admit that I have a boner

It’s funny when fat people try to do things. Even funnier when old people watch. Fat people and old people are funny.

Maybe irony is scared to cross the 50?

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

How many were injured when the ambulance crashed into the hedge?

SAVE US DAVE GROHL!

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.

holy shit, he got good at this baseball thing real quick

That headline is pretty much the exact opposite of the plot of Alien.

Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

What happened is that someone told him the cool new trend isn’t to get a word or name tattooed, but a sentence.

Must have been somebody charging the mound.

It says: “I don’t care about basketball, but am watching the playoffs just because I like Harden.”

I’ll take “double amputee” for $1000, Alex.