Is it me? When was Sarah Silverman a babe? She's just ratty looking and always has been.

Don't put so much pressure on yourself to get a dude to marry you, first of all. I'm married and this is my advice: Date a lot. Like it's your f* job. Let your intentions be known about wanting an LTR. Do not assume exclusivity. Until he says you're together and you agree to that, keep dating. Let him know that…

Sadly the muppet is cuter.

LMBAO! I can't wait to see it. I love stories about rich decadent coke sniffing divas.

Why do we perpetrate this lie that the way we beautify ourselves has nothing to do with men? Only if you're a lesbian does it have little to do with men. Women tart themselves up to look sexually hot and available and/or to compete against other women to look sexually hot and available for men. Being pretty is also…

Just have to say, something can be racist, sexist and/or ageist without the person spewing the garbage intending to be or being aware that what they're doing or saying is offensive. You see it all the time with ageism, as an example. In fact, I would say that ageism is probably the remaining acceptable ism. Now…

That is a ridiculously ageist remark, and not funny in the least. You should be ashamed of yourself.

For those of you who have the choice not to wear makeup, that's wonderful. I would prefer not to wear it everyday, but I was cursed with extremely faint eyebrows without tails, and if I don't at least wear some brow pencil and eyeliner, I look like an alien. I also wear BB cream which provides a wonderful finish. …

Her knees look gross.

Marilyn Monroe was an uber woman, sensual and curvy and that was the ideal in her day and still what most men prefer. I don't understand why white women these days are so obsessed with being toothpicks. It's sick to call females with the natural curves of a woman, the lady lumps, ass and boobs "fat" or overweight. …